If you've read my previous blogs then your probably wondering why I hate so many people where I live. I'll tell you why. I have tons of preps (Not the ones that go to a prepatory school, the abercrombie fags.) in my class and all the girl preps are total bitches except for one. The worst one's name is Travis. He is such a fucking loser. He is always goes up to people (like me) and pushes them around and shit. He is so goddamn cocky and thinks he's so strong. And worst of all, all the prep girls in my class like him. What's sad is when I'm saying all of this I'm signing up to Myspace. Only because this really cool chick on youtube wanted me to. Anyway I have like I don't know how many cool people in my class. (Not very many) I will name them in case they've come across this: Kianna, Megan, Justin(Sort of), Jayce, Teakin(sort of) and that's pretty much it. So 5 people. If I missed anyone and you're reading this comment and I'm sorry cause I'm very sleepy right now. (And I have a bad memory.) Anyway the main point of this nearly pointless blog is I hate preps and I only like about 5 people in my class. Sooooooooo boring today in school. Oh and I still can't find my goddman SD card so I can't put those pics of me and my friend with facepaint up. I got 73 views for one of my youtube vides which is amazing since like only two people know about it. Just check it out at my profile: youtube.com/xxre4xx
Not much else to say like usual.
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Monday, January 18, 2010
Youtube Videos
Here are the three youtube videos I created.
Hilarious Stuff:
Weird Kid:
And Last But Not Least Why You Should Join Forum Heaven: (It is shitty cause I just used Photostory.)
There will be more to come once I download the program Pinnacle for video editing and once I get a laptop with a webcam. Please go to my account and comment on them. Nothing much really happened today other than I was tired (as usual) during Math class. Wow that's like all I have to say. Nothing else really happened other than my friend (the one that was in the youtube vids) got sent to the principal.
Hilarious Stuff:
Weird Kid:
And Last But Not Least Why You Should Join Forum Heaven: (It is shitty cause I just used Photostory.)
There will be more to come once I download the program Pinnacle for video editing and once I get a laptop with a webcam. Please go to my account and comment on them. Nothing much really happened today other than I was tired (as usual) during Math class. Wow that's like all I have to say. Nothing else really happened other than my friend (the one that was in the youtube vids) got sent to the principal.
Sunday, January 17, 2010
People I Would Like To Thank
I don't usually write two blog posts in one day but on this occasion I just have to. This is a blog of all the people I would like to thank. Probably 90% of them will never get to read this but oh well.
First of all I would like to thank the user: Shotgunzzzz,(Gamepro) xwhitEx95(Forum Heaven, Youtube) for a number of different things. For being my first friend on Gamepro.com, for joining my first site ever, (Which I then accidentally erased) getting me to like the Call Of Duty series. Also for then joining my new site, (Forum Heaven) reading this blog when no one else would. (Almost no one.)
Next I would like to thank Nightmare Industries. (Not from deathstars but the user on http://gamezone.myfastforums.org/) He is like on MSN everytime I'm on and he usually has something funny to say. He also got me into the band Deathstars and I'm glad he did cause they're really good.
I would like to quickly thank Knightfall (Disturbed 1, Metal Mayhem, Disturbed Message Board) for inspiring me to create a forum and getting me into some new bands such as: Amon Amarth, and Trivium.
I would like to thank all my other friends on Gamepro, Gamespot, Disturbed 1, Youtube, and any other site I'm on. I would like to thank my friends in school, not my teachers, and some of my family.
The reason I'm thanking these people is for making the days go by easier. For those of you who think this is a suck up blog, or I'm caring read my other blogs.
If i've missed anyone I'm really fricken sorry. Leave a comment if I missed you and I will add you in.
-Josh
First of all I would like to thank the user: Shotgunzzzz,(Gamepro) xwhitEx95(Forum Heaven, Youtube) for a number of different things. For being my first friend on Gamepro.com, for joining my first site ever, (Which I then accidentally erased) getting me to like the Call Of Duty series. Also for then joining my new site, (Forum Heaven) reading this blog when no one else would. (Almost no one.)
Next I would like to thank Nightmare Industries. (Not from deathstars but the user on http://gamezone.myfastforums.org/) He is like on MSN everytime I'm on and he usually has something funny to say. He also got me into the band Deathstars and I'm glad he did cause they're really good.
I would like to quickly thank Knightfall (Disturbed 1, Metal Mayhem, Disturbed Message Board) for inspiring me to create a forum and getting me into some new bands such as: Amon Amarth, and Trivium.
I would like to thank all my other friends on Gamepro, Gamespot, Disturbed 1, Youtube, and any other site I'm on. I would like to thank my friends in school, not my teachers, and some of my family.
The reason I'm thanking these people is for making the days go by easier. For those of you who think this is a suck up blog, or I'm caring read my other blogs.
If i've missed anyone I'm really fricken sorry. Leave a comment if I missed you and I will add you in.
-Josh
Slept In
So I didn't wake up until like 2:15 P.M. today. Right now it feels like it is only 3:00 and it's like 8:25 here. Wow never slept in that long before. Still can't find my Micro SD card so I can't show you any pics of me and my friend with facepaint on. If you watched those youtube videos I apologize for the quality and the music that absolutely does not fit. The only reason I addee their music is because: 1. Couldn't figure out how to add my own. 2. It made a farting noise in the background and you couldn't hear anything anyone was saying. I don't know why, maybe cause I used my phone to take it instead of my friend's camer I never knew he brang. If I am repeating stuff I said in another blog I apologize, waking up at quarter after 2 really takes its toll. If I did please comment and I will edit it out. Hmmmm... so what else. Oh yeah on http://www.gamepro.com/ I totally bashed this guy cause he said: "HATED the first 4 resident evils (RE0,RE1,RE2,RE3) the controlls sucked, the graphics sucked, the gameplay sucked, pretty much everything about the game sucked." to see what I said go here. My username on Gamepro is Re4master. (Yes it's cheesy but I really like resident Evil.) It is pretty funny and he hasn't said anything yet. SPEECHLESS!!
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Sleepover
So I had my friend over last night for a sleep over and it was awesome. We bought a 12 pack of iced tea and some chips. Also my friend had lots of red bull before we got to my house so he is hyperactive. We made two hilarious videos and posted them on youtube. They have no sound but instead music that doesn't fit them. One of them my friend accidentally sprayed himself with artificial snow, and the second one he is just acting weird cause he is so hyped up on redbull. After we made those videos, at like 3:00 a.m. we put facepaint on ourselves for no reason and took some pics. I would upload them onto here but I lost my sd card cause I took them with my phone. They should be up within the next couple days. We then had the weirdest conversation about... well let's just keep it at a weird conversation. We played video games and I had to sleep on my small chair. It was suprisingly comfortable. Barely any backpain in the morning. We also watched youtube videos lots of the night. Well that's pretty much all that happened. Also he lost a game so if I dont find it im out 40 bucks. Damn me.
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Lyrical Poem
Normally if someone says they like poems you would bash them over the head with a sharp object. I would too usually. Not in this case though. In school I get to write what's called a Lyrical Poem, or a song. But that's not it. Me and my group get to make our own band, album, songs, and music video. We are putting makeup on and dying our hair black to look goth. We actually get marks for dressing up according to the band's theme and our album artwork is gonna be sweet. It is going to be a hand rising from a grave holding a heart and on the tombstone will either be our band name or the album or both. We haven't decided what to call ourselves yet. We thought of Necromaniacs but it wasn't allowed because it has too much of a relationship to necrofeliac. (Someone that fucks dead people.) Please if you have any ideas for a kick ass gothic sounding band name please tell me by commenting at the bottom. All help is highly appreciated.
I wish every teacher was like that. I mean one of my dreams is to be in a band and probably almost everyody else in my class. This teacher actually went one step further than all the other teachers and inspired us to be into the music industry while still teaching us poetry. Damn that's a job well done. I will (As always) be posting some pics up of me and my group members with makeup on and all dressed up. I will also be posting our music video on youtube sometime in the next month when we make it.
Haha my day actually kicked ass. (For once.) I laughed so much at this one kid cause he does the most hilaious, but stupid shit. He also blurts out random stuff. He's coming to my house tomorrow for a sleepover and we're staying up all night playing: Resident Evil 4 and Darkside Chronicles, New Super Mario Brothers, Modern Warfare Reflex, and Guitar Hero: World Tour all for wii. We are also playing The Legend Of Zelda: Spirit Tracks cause we both have it on DSi. It should be fun. We are also drinking pop, energy drinks, and eating a bunch of chips. I'm probably gonna crash after like 3 energy drinks because I haven't had any in a while. Oh haha and also this is a bit retarded but we're having a farting contest.
Thank god tomorrow is the last day of school before weekend holidays. I actually have to say I am gonna miss some people on my class, some of them do actually have a sense of humour. Others are dicks though. Oh well. One more thing before I go. My Dad had to go to British Columbia for like 3 weeks. (Can't tell you why) I'm gonna miss him. He is gonna call though. You probably don't know where B.C. is so I'll tell you then show you, I live in Alberta, Canada and British Columbia is a province over. Here is a map of it:
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I live near Edmonton just two hours away and my dad is about 3 hours west of terrace. It's not that far but still it's the thought of not seeing the coolest person in the world for 3 or 4 weeks.
Here is a sattelite image of my town:
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It sort of sucks cause I couldn't zoom in anymore. Anyway my town is pretty small. It only has like 950 people maybe 1000. We have a convenient store and a gas station but there isn't much to do here other than get paid then get laid! Nah just kidding we aint got no whores here either. (Not literal whores)
Remember to look out for my youtube video sometime next month and keep checking back here for more pics of me, my classmates, and my town.
I wish every teacher was like that. I mean one of my dreams is to be in a band and probably almost everyody else in my class. This teacher actually went one step further than all the other teachers and inspired us to be into the music industry while still teaching us poetry. Damn that's a job well done. I will (As always) be posting some pics up of me and my group members with makeup on and all dressed up. I will also be posting our music video on youtube sometime in the next month when we make it.
Haha my day actually kicked ass. (For once.) I laughed so much at this one kid cause he does the most hilaious, but stupid shit. He also blurts out random stuff. He's coming to my house tomorrow for a sleepover and we're staying up all night playing: Resident Evil 4 and Darkside Chronicles, New Super Mario Brothers, Modern Warfare Reflex, and Guitar Hero: World Tour all for wii. We are also playing The Legend Of Zelda: Spirit Tracks cause we both have it on DSi. It should be fun. We are also drinking pop, energy drinks, and eating a bunch of chips. I'm probably gonna crash after like 3 energy drinks because I haven't had any in a while. Oh haha and also this is a bit retarded but we're having a farting contest.
Thank god tomorrow is the last day of school before weekend holidays. I actually have to say I am gonna miss some people on my class, some of them do actually have a sense of humour. Others are dicks though. Oh well. One more thing before I go. My Dad had to go to British Columbia for like 3 weeks. (Can't tell you why) I'm gonna miss him. He is gonna call though. You probably don't know where B.C. is so I'll tell you then show you, I live in Alberta, Canada and British Columbia is a province over. Here is a map of it:
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I live near Edmonton just two hours away and my dad is about 3 hours west of terrace. It's not that far but still it's the thought of not seeing the coolest person in the world for 3 or 4 weeks.
Here is a sattelite image of my town:
View Larger Map
It sort of sucks cause I couldn't zoom in anymore. Anyway my town is pretty small. It only has like 950 people maybe 1000. We have a convenient store and a gas station but there isn't much to do here other than get paid then get laid! Nah just kidding we aint got no whores here either. (Not literal whores)
Remember to look out for my youtube video sometime next month and keep checking back here for more pics of me, my classmates, and my town.
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
D.O.D.
If your wondering what DOD stands for, it stands for Decade of Disturbed. This is Disturbed's fifth studio album. It should be released in spring or summer of 2010. David Draiman says: "The album will be as dark as our previous album, Indestructible, if not darker." It should be great. If your wondering more about dod go to http://www.disturbed1.com/ and while your there check out my profile: http://www.disturbed1.com/users/re4master Forn those of you who don't like to read long blogs this one is for you. It is short and sweet. (More like short and hateful but you get my drift.)
Your probably tired of me bitching about school but hang in there here comes some more. Just kidding! Today was actually pretty cool. Except for at the end we did a matchmaking thing which was really gay because in my opinion it is for desperate fucks. I was going to make up some random offensive name but my principal would get me in shit for it. Too bad though. That's about it. Not much else happened today. I will be uploading youtube videos soon to my account youtube.com/xxre4xx. (In case you are slow or forgetful like me. Or just too lazy to check back on previous blogs. Also like me.)
Your probably tired of me bitching about school but hang in there here comes some more. Just kidding! Today was actually pretty cool. Except for at the end we did a matchmaking thing which was really gay because in my opinion it is for desperate fucks. I was going to make up some random offensive name but my principal would get me in shit for it. Too bad though. That's about it. Not much else happened today. I will be uploading youtube videos soon to my account youtube.com/xxre4xx. (In case you are slow or forgetful like me. Or just too lazy to check back on previous blogs. Also like me.)
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
First Day With My Parents Gone And Other Random Stuff
So today is the first day with my parents gone and I'm really liking it. It kicks ass. It's so quiet around here other than my siblings. (2 Brothers and 2 Sisters) I beat this really hard level on Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare Reflex for the wii yesterday so I'm pretty happy. I tried playing Veteran (Hardest difficulty level) and I totally lost. Almost beat the first level. Also if I don't blog for a while I apologize in advanced. I'm either not aloud on the computer, or at a friend's house. Please go to www.youtube.com/kylemonkey. This guy is so fucking hilarious. So now comes the random stuff.
Listen to Deathstars, Lamb of God, Khadaver, Trivium, CANNIBAL CORPSE, etc.
Join http://vmmt.forumotion.com/ for free.
Join http://www.lockerz.com/ for free to get great rewards. (You have to send me your email so I can invite you otherwise you have to pay.
And no these aren't advertisements. The first link is my site and the second one is just awesome.
I got sprayed by a shitload of spray today at school by some stupid prep named Travis. God what a dumbass. I would've punched him I was so pissed but in our school I probably would've got in-school suspension. What a fag. Anyway a girl in my class said and I quote: "Your a Fitch boy now." I then replied by saying: "Yeah the thing I've hated most of my life I've become."
I had two P.E. periods today cause we do one for our option class which sucks asssssssssssss!!!! We used to learn Film and Audio and we even got to make our own movie but then we got sent to shitty option where all we do is play basketball (My least favorite sport) and excercise. In all honesty I'm not strong like most people in my class. I'm just tall and skinny. Haha just like Skinny Disco. (http://www.skinnydisco.blogspot.com/) But wow what the fuck I feel like and advertiser giving you links and shit.
Random Stuff
Join http://vmmt.forumotion.com/ for free.
Join http://www.lockerz.com/ for free to get great rewards. (You have to send me your email so I can invite you otherwise you have to pay.
And no these aren't advertisements. The first link is my site and the second one is just awesome.
I got sprayed by a shitload of spray today at school by some stupid prep named Travis. God what a dumbass. I would've punched him I was so pissed but in our school I probably would've got in-school suspension. What a fag. Anyway a girl in my class said and I quote: "Your a Fitch boy now." I then replied by saying: "Yeah the thing I've hated most of my life I've become."
I had two P.E. periods today cause we do one for our option class which sucks asssssssssssss!!!! We used to learn Film and Audio and we even got to make our own movie but then we got sent to shitty option where all we do is play basketball (My least favorite sport) and excercise. In all honesty I'm not strong like most people in my class. I'm just tall and skinny. Haha just like Skinny Disco. (http://www.skinnydisco.blogspot.com/) But wow what the fuck I feel like and advertiser giving you links and shit.
More random stuff
That's my new avatar for most sites. Including http://www.gamepro.com/. (Seriously now I feel like a spammer on my own blog.) I'll try to refrain from giving out anymore links. Your computer is probably crashing right now from all the windows open. Mine would like after 3. It is a peice of shit Dell. I'm getting a new one though with a webcam so I can post vids on here and on my youtube account also. Duh I can just use my phone right now. I have to warn you I have a deep lethargic voice so don't fucking judge me! Haha a guy in a wheelchair rolled into a mosh pit at a cannibal corpse concert a couple of weeks ago. (I think I just pissed my pants) If I'm going out dying, I'm jumping in a mosh pit right after I got alcohol poisoning. Speaking of alcohol poisoning on a show called 1000 ways to die a man pumped beer up his ass and died of alcohol poisoning because it passed by his kidneys so it wasn't filtered. And I got to tour a brewery not long ago. Fuck I get off topic easily. Now I have a new reason to add to my list: Why I suck at school. Um let me see here, okay reason 39 Gets off topic easily. Bet I'll make it to 100 byu the end of the year.
Huhuh thats all folks! (Gotta do a video of that.) Gotta go and kick ass on Call Of Duty check back for more kick ass blogs.
Monday, January 11, 2010
Mexico
My parents are leaving for Mexico tomorrow and I am so excited. My Aunt is babysitting us and she is awesome. It's gonna be fun without parents for ten days. So today I was all excited because I was going to get my Tetanis shot in school, but then I went there and I was dissapointed. I expected the needle to be huge but instead it was a puny little thing. Oh well. What am I doing now? I'm putting music on a friend's iPod and talking to my Dad on MSN. Don't know why I told you that but oh well. Haha funny story. I was skiing last year and thought I would show off. So I went full speed at an icy jump, went straight up, came crashing down and landed right on my back. I passed out for a couple seconds then couldn't breathe for thirty seconds after that. The funny part was in the hospital this chick came in with a pee cup and just stood there staring at me. I'm like "Um... can you like leave or atleast wheel me to the bathroom." (had to stay in a wheelchair until x-ray results came back.) She then just left the room leaving me there on my side expecting me to piss in it. I couldn't even get up I was so sore. Then finally after ten minutes she agreed to wheel me to the bathroom. Never got to stay overnight though which sucks ass. I had to go back home to my annoying bros and sisters.
Here are some pics of me in case your wondering what I look like. (Don't know why you would)
My hair is so damn short. Some more things. Please listen to the band Deathstars. They are a really good band.
Saturday, January 9, 2010
My L.A. Story
I know I hate school but one of the classes I enjoy is L.A. Particularly writing stories. Here it is I couldn't upload it to a site cause my computer is a peice of crap so sorry for the inconvenience. I just copied and pasted it. It's a bit long and if you made it through to the end please tell me what you thought about it. Also the title is a bit cheesy.
Beep! Beep! Beep! The sound of my alarm clock pierced my ears. The clock said 6:30 a.m. I got up and all I could see was darkness except for a small ray of light shining through the drapes. I turned on the light. My room was neat as usual. There were posters of Slipknot, Ozzy, Deathstars, and other bands spread all across the room. I put on my thick camo pants and my dark black shirt. On it had a sheathe with my prized possession; my six inch Jack Knife. It was shiny, had a brown handle, and very sharp.
Suddenly I looked up. I heard a gunshot and violent screaming. “No time for a shower now.” I whispered to myself. I quickly combed my straight, long black hair and then went into the kitchen. I grabbed a small bottle of coke and a ham sandwich then walked towards the pantry. I opened it up but instead of there being an empty space there were two metal doors with an old fashioned key lock locking them. I took a small key from my pocket and unlocked the doors. The doors were stuck. It had been 2 years since I had opened them and they had started to rust. I opened it up. Inside were rows of weapons. Everything from Machine Guns, to Handguns, to baseball bats. I grabbed a couple then walked out of my house. I put two handguns in holders, shotgun on a holder on my back, and a Machine Gun on a holder on my chest.
Aaaaahhhhhhhh! I heard that same scream again. I then heard a grenade go off. I fell to my knees and held my head in agony. The pain ripped through my body. I could see it; Nazis everywhere killing people. It was one heck of a bloodbath. My partner Frank MacTavish. “Fraaaank! Noooooo!” I yelled. He kept on charging. A German came up behind him and stabbed him in the back. “You Nazi Coward.” I screamed at the German soldier. I shot him then ran towards my friend. He died shortly after spitting up blood. Then… Pop! A grenade went off close to where I was.
I suddenly woke up lying on the ground. “That was horrible, I thought I repressed that.” I said. Beside me was a tall man about twenty-eight years old.
“Good you’re awake.” He said to me. “Are you alright?” He asked.
“Yeah I’ll be fine.” I replied.
“So who’s this MacTavish guy?” He asked curiously.
“My partner in the Military back in 38. We were on a mission to infiltrate a Ger… I mean a Nazi hideout.”
“Oh. Um… let me introduce myself,” he said, “My name is Jack Marshall. I am, well used to be an F.B.I. agent.
“Oh yeah what department?” I asked him wondering.
“B.A.U.” he replied. “It stands for the Behavorial…”
“Behavorial Analysis Unit.” I finished. “A friend of mine used to work there, you know before the Mass Destruction.”
“Yeah the day when Albert unleashed that mutating virus. Never been the same since.” He said.
We could hear a deep groaning sound. It was close to us, probably about 20 feet away. I stood up and grabbed a handgun out of one of the holders. I brushed the hair out of my face then looked to the left. There was a human like figure. Only it wasn’t human, at least not anymore. The creature started advancing quicker. It had black goo oozing out of it’s mouth. It was missing one of it’s arms, but the other had four, five inch razor sharp claws. “I don’t even want to know what happened during mutation.” I thought to myself. I shot it in the arm but it barely flinched. I fired three shots to the legs hoping to cripple it but nothing seemed to work. Finally that jack guy grabbed the shotgun off of my back and shot the creature point blank in the face. Blood splattered all over my face and in my hair. I took it from him and at that instant another mutated creature grabbed Jack’s neck and started squeezing. I shot it right in the forehead with the shotgun. “By the way I’m Corey.” I said. “Corey Taylor.”
We must have been walking for thirty minutes. Jack was panting, but I wasn’t at all. He looked tough with his buzz cut, tattoos, and muscle figure. Looks like he has no endurance though. “Hey where are we going anyway?” He asked.
A friend of mine that recently died was spying on Albert. He left a clue to his underground hideout in case anything was ever to happen to him. Looks like he was right. I told Jack. “We’re going to his house.”
We walked for about another hour when we came upon it. It was an old abandoned house. The paint was chipping off of it and almost all the windows were smashed. I handed Jack a gun because he definitely had training. “Careful.” I told him. He nodded at me. “Also try not to attract any attention.” I also told him. It was fairly light, I checked my watch and it said it was 8:00 a.m. I saw a staircase so started towards it when I noticed the closet shaking. I motioned for Jack to wait where he was. I opened the pantry and a dead man fell out face first. A dog came out after him and ran off. I turned him over onto his back and looked at him. “Dammit Joey. I thought they gave you a proper burial.” Then I noticed that there was numbers on his stomach. They said 317.23 and 576.11. “What could they be?” I asked.
“Um they look familiar, sort of like…” Jack started.
“Coordinates. That’s it there coordinates to Albert’s hideout. 317.23 West and 576.11 North.” I yelled in excitement. I took out my G.P.S. and entered them into it. “Awhhhh! We’re 20 km away from it.” I said in fury.
“We can drive.” Jack suggested.
“No!” I said loudly.
“Well there is a subway nearby, but I don’t get why we can’t drive.” He said.
“Driving is too dangerous because humans aren’t the only life forms that are not immune to the virus.” I told him.
“Oh crap really? Now that you mention it, I do remember seeing an elephant with abnormally large tusks.” What would an elephant even be doing in the big apple anyway?” Jack asked.
“A bunch of animals were being transported to the zoo when the virus hit them.” I replied.
“Oh, okay then.” Jack said.
We walked towards the subway. There was a couple of those creatures outside of it. I took my Jack knife out of the sheathe and threw it at one of them. It hit it right in the head and pierced right through it’s eye and out the back of it’s head. I took out my Machine Gun and shot another one of them right in the chest then the head. I then ran up to one and punched it so hard it’s neck snapped back. There was a hardware store nearby. I ran into it and grabbed a metal grinder and an extension cord. I turned it on and threw it at one of them. It hit it’s neck decapitating it. Blood squirted from what used to be it’s head. Them Jack came out of the hardware store with a gas powered chainsaw. For the first time he had a murderous look in his eyes. He charged at a group of them and swung the chainsaw wildly. He hit three of them and cut them all in half. The last one was still alive so I shot it. I couldn’t believe it. He ran towards one of them and stuck the chainsaw in it’s stomach. It was ripping up it’s insides and I could see guts flying. All the zombies were dead and entrails were scattered all over the ground.
“Holy crap that was so awesome.” I yelled.
“Thanks man.” Jack said.
We got into the train and immediately Jack ran to the bathroom. I started the train and it slowly started moving. It started gathering speed when all of a sudden everything was all blurry. I fell down. I suddenly woke up. I was just recovering from a grenade explosion nearby. There were Germans everywhere. One came up to me with a knife. He was just about to kill me when one of my teammates shanked him. “Thanks.” I said.
“Yeah no problem.” He replied.
I saw my friend lying on a stretcher dead. “No!” I yelled. The person that just helped me got sniped in the head. Then another German came up to me and stabbed me in the chest. It all went black after that.
“A….. re..?” A voice said.
“What?” I mumbled.
“Are you okay Corey?” Jack asked.
“Yeah I just had a horrible flashback.” I answered.
“What was it about?” He asked annoyingly.
“Mind your own damn business.” I yelled.
He was silent after that. We arrived. The G.P.S. said we were only 20 metres away from his hideout. We were in an open area except for a couple trees. There barely any grass, and the grass that was left was brown and dying. Then I saw two doors looking like they led somewhere underground. Must’ve been his hideout. Jack ran off leaving me behind. Then emerging from the doors was an average sized man with dirty blonde hair combed back. He was wearing black glasses and a black overcoat. He took his glasses off and looked at me. His eyes were pure red.
“Well, well, well. If it isn’t good old Corey Taylor.” He said menacingly.
“How do you know my name Albert?” I asked him.
“Let’s just say outside sources.” He replied.
He dropped his glasses and they shattered. He started running towards me with a black and red magnum in hand. Judging by the look of it, it was a .45 caliber. I took both of my handguns out and shot at his chest where his heart was. He didn’t even stagger. I unloaded my handgun and threw it at him but he just ducked. I shot the magnum out of his hands with the other handgun. He came up to me and grabbed it and snapped it right in half. All I had was my explosives and my knife. I took my knife out of it’s sheathe and he took out a shotgun. I snatched it out of his hands and pointed it towards him. He snapped that in half too. “That’s it he infected himself, except with a controlled dosage.” I said.
“Right you are Corey.” Albert said back.
He took out his knife. It was about as long as mine. He slashed it at me. I deflected it with my knife, and sparks flew. I punched him and he fell back. He thrusted his hand forward and suddenly 5 mutated creatures and a wild mutated dog charged at me. The dog jumped on me and started gnawing on my face. I grabbed his neck with both hands and twisted it. Snap! Blood splattered all over me. I got up and two of the mutated humans attacked me at once. I shanked one of them and slit the other one’s throat. Blood was gushing out of his neck. I stood up quickly and threw a grenade at the other three. They all blew up leaving behind a scattered pile of body parts.
Blood was spread all over the ground. Albert looked pissed. He ran towards me slashing his knife wildly. I deflected all of his attacks. He kicked me right in the face, and I fell back. He threw his knife at me and it stabbed me right in the arm. “Ahhh.” I yelled. He laughed. Wow he was strong. He picked me up and threw me ten feet. Thud! I smacked against the ground. My arm was really hurting and it was bleeding quite quickly. I tied a piece of my shirt tightly around it before he got to me. I was still lying on the ground and he jumped on top of me. He was just about to stab me in the chest when Jack shot him in the back of the head. He fell down on top of me, a dead motionless corpse. Jack ran towards me and heaved his bloody corpse off of me.
“Are you…” He started.
“Yes I am, other than this huge stabwound on my arm.” I said jokingly.
“Oh yeah here let me get you to a guy I know that has medical experience.”
Then I started feeling really dizzy. My node started bleeding more than usual and it all went black again.
There I was in the hospital. I could see my wife and my teammates. The doctors were trying to revive them but they weren’t having any luck. My wife looked horrible. She looked tired and her skin was a pinkish red color. Then she started squirming and thrashing in her bed. She was spitting up blood and then she went silent. She was barely alive. I quickly jumped out of my bed and went to hers. “What happened to you?” I asked.
“They forced me to…” She said in a weak voice.
“Forced you to what?” I asked.
“They injected me with Cyani…” She said in an even weaker voice.
“Dammit! Did they inject Cyanide into you? That explains the pink skin and that thrashing.” I said. I started crying. I haven’t cried for a while. Even when my friend died I never shed a tear. I tried to stop but I couldn’t. I went up to her and kissed her on the forehead. “Goodbye.” I said. She went into Cardiac Arrest and died not long after. I shut her eyelids.
Then I woke up. I was at a man’s house and he was treating my wound. “Nooooooooooooo!” I have to save her before it’s too late.” I screamed.
“Save who Corey?” Jack asked. He tried to keep me on the bed but it was too late. I ran towards the door. I found a shotgun near it in a closet and brought it with me. I ran to an empty street and looked up into the sky. I shot the gun up at the sky. “How could you do this to me?” I asked. “How could you take her away?” The sun was just rising. “I’m coming honey.” I yelled. I pointed the gun towards me and then I pulled the trigger.
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Death at Dawn By Josh
Beep! Beep! Beep! The sound of my alarm clock pierced my ears. The clock said 6:30 a.m. I got up and all I could see was darkness except for a small ray of light shining through the drapes. I turned on the light. My room was neat as usual. There were posters of Slipknot, Ozzy, Deathstars, and other bands spread all across the room. I put on my thick camo pants and my dark black shirt. On it had a sheathe with my prized possession; my six inch Jack Knife. It was shiny, had a brown handle, and very sharp.
Suddenly I looked up. I heard a gunshot and violent screaming. “No time for a shower now.” I whispered to myself. I quickly combed my straight, long black hair and then went into the kitchen. I grabbed a small bottle of coke and a ham sandwich then walked towards the pantry. I opened it up but instead of there being an empty space there were two metal doors with an old fashioned key lock locking them. I took a small key from my pocket and unlocked the doors. The doors were stuck. It had been 2 years since I had opened them and they had started to rust. I opened it up. Inside were rows of weapons. Everything from Machine Guns, to Handguns, to baseball bats. I grabbed a couple then walked out of my house. I put two handguns in holders, shotgun on a holder on my back, and a Machine Gun on a holder on my chest.
Aaaaahhhhhhhh! I heard that same scream again. I then heard a grenade go off. I fell to my knees and held my head in agony. The pain ripped through my body. I could see it; Nazis everywhere killing people. It was one heck of a bloodbath. My partner Frank MacTavish. “Fraaaank! Noooooo!” I yelled. He kept on charging. A German came up behind him and stabbed him in the back. “You Nazi Coward.” I screamed at the German soldier. I shot him then ran towards my friend. He died shortly after spitting up blood. Then… Pop! A grenade went off close to where I was.
I suddenly woke up lying on the ground. “That was horrible, I thought I repressed that.” I said. Beside me was a tall man about twenty-eight years old.
“Good you’re awake.” He said to me. “Are you alright?” He asked.
“Yeah I’ll be fine.” I replied.
“So who’s this MacTavish guy?” He asked curiously.
“My partner in the Military back in 38. We were on a mission to infiltrate a Ger… I mean a Nazi hideout.”
“Oh. Um… let me introduce myself,” he said, “My name is Jack Marshall. I am, well used to be an F.B.I. agent.
“Oh yeah what department?” I asked him wondering.
“B.A.U.” he replied. “It stands for the Behavorial…”
“Behavorial Analysis Unit.” I finished. “A friend of mine used to work there, you know before the Mass Destruction.”
“Yeah the day when Albert unleashed that mutating virus. Never been the same since.” He said.
We could hear a deep groaning sound. It was close to us, probably about 20 feet away. I stood up and grabbed a handgun out of one of the holders. I brushed the hair out of my face then looked to the left. There was a human like figure. Only it wasn’t human, at least not anymore. The creature started advancing quicker. It had black goo oozing out of it’s mouth. It was missing one of it’s arms, but the other had four, five inch razor sharp claws. “I don’t even want to know what happened during mutation.” I thought to myself. I shot it in the arm but it barely flinched. I fired three shots to the legs hoping to cripple it but nothing seemed to work. Finally that jack guy grabbed the shotgun off of my back and shot the creature point blank in the face. Blood splattered all over my face and in my hair. I took it from him and at that instant another mutated creature grabbed Jack’s neck and started squeezing. I shot it right in the forehead with the shotgun. “By the way I’m Corey.” I said. “Corey Taylor.”
We must have been walking for thirty minutes. Jack was panting, but I wasn’t at all. He looked tough with his buzz cut, tattoos, and muscle figure. Looks like he has no endurance though. “Hey where are we going anyway?” He asked.
A friend of mine that recently died was spying on Albert. He left a clue to his underground hideout in case anything was ever to happen to him. Looks like he was right. I told Jack. “We’re going to his house.”
We walked for about another hour when we came upon it. It was an old abandoned house. The paint was chipping off of it and almost all the windows were smashed. I handed Jack a gun because he definitely had training. “Careful.” I told him. He nodded at me. “Also try not to attract any attention.” I also told him. It was fairly light, I checked my watch and it said it was 8:00 a.m. I saw a staircase so started towards it when I noticed the closet shaking. I motioned for Jack to wait where he was. I opened the pantry and a dead man fell out face first. A dog came out after him and ran off. I turned him over onto his back and looked at him. “Dammit Joey. I thought they gave you a proper burial.” Then I noticed that there was numbers on his stomach. They said 317.23 and 576.11. “What could they be?” I asked.
“Um they look familiar, sort of like…” Jack started.
“Coordinates. That’s it there coordinates to Albert’s hideout. 317.23 West and 576.11 North.” I yelled in excitement. I took out my G.P.S. and entered them into it. “Awhhhh! We’re 20 km away from it.” I said in fury.
“We can drive.” Jack suggested.
“No!” I said loudly.
“Well there is a subway nearby, but I don’t get why we can’t drive.” He said.
“Driving is too dangerous because humans aren’t the only life forms that are not immune to the virus.” I told him.
“Oh crap really? Now that you mention it, I do remember seeing an elephant with abnormally large tusks.” What would an elephant even be doing in the big apple anyway?” Jack asked.
“A bunch of animals were being transported to the zoo when the virus hit them.” I replied.
“Oh, okay then.” Jack said.
We walked towards the subway. There was a couple of those creatures outside of it. I took my Jack knife out of the sheathe and threw it at one of them. It hit it right in the head and pierced right through it’s eye and out the back of it’s head. I took out my Machine Gun and shot another one of them right in the chest then the head. I then ran up to one and punched it so hard it’s neck snapped back. There was a hardware store nearby. I ran into it and grabbed a metal grinder and an extension cord. I turned it on and threw it at one of them. It hit it’s neck decapitating it. Blood squirted from what used to be it’s head. Them Jack came out of the hardware store with a gas powered chainsaw. For the first time he had a murderous look in his eyes. He charged at a group of them and swung the chainsaw wildly. He hit three of them and cut them all in half. The last one was still alive so I shot it. I couldn’t believe it. He ran towards one of them and stuck the chainsaw in it’s stomach. It was ripping up it’s insides and I could see guts flying. All the zombies were dead and entrails were scattered all over the ground.
“Holy crap that was so awesome.” I yelled.
“Thanks man.” Jack said.
We got into the train and immediately Jack ran to the bathroom. I started the train and it slowly started moving. It started gathering speed when all of a sudden everything was all blurry. I fell down. I suddenly woke up. I was just recovering from a grenade explosion nearby. There were Germans everywhere. One came up to me with a knife. He was just about to kill me when one of my teammates shanked him. “Thanks.” I said.
“Yeah no problem.” He replied.
I saw my friend lying on a stretcher dead. “No!” I yelled. The person that just helped me got sniped in the head. Then another German came up to me and stabbed me in the chest. It all went black after that.
“A….. re..?” A voice said.
“What?” I mumbled.
“Are you okay Corey?” Jack asked.
“Yeah I just had a horrible flashback.” I answered.
“What was it about?” He asked annoyingly.
“Mind your own damn business.” I yelled.
He was silent after that. We arrived. The G.P.S. said we were only 20 metres away from his hideout. We were in an open area except for a couple trees. There barely any grass, and the grass that was left was brown and dying. Then I saw two doors looking like they led somewhere underground. Must’ve been his hideout. Jack ran off leaving me behind. Then emerging from the doors was an average sized man with dirty blonde hair combed back. He was wearing black glasses and a black overcoat. He took his glasses off and looked at me. His eyes were pure red.
“Well, well, well. If it isn’t good old Corey Taylor.” He said menacingly.
“How do you know my name Albert?” I asked him.
“Let’s just say outside sources.” He replied.
He dropped his glasses and they shattered. He started running towards me with a black and red magnum in hand. Judging by the look of it, it was a .45 caliber. I took both of my handguns out and shot at his chest where his heart was. He didn’t even stagger. I unloaded my handgun and threw it at him but he just ducked. I shot the magnum out of his hands with the other handgun. He came up to me and grabbed it and snapped it right in half. All I had was my explosives and my knife. I took my knife out of it’s sheathe and he took out a shotgun. I snatched it out of his hands and pointed it towards him. He snapped that in half too. “That’s it he infected himself, except with a controlled dosage.” I said.
“Right you are Corey.” Albert said back.
He took out his knife. It was about as long as mine. He slashed it at me. I deflected it with my knife, and sparks flew. I punched him and he fell back. He thrusted his hand forward and suddenly 5 mutated creatures and a wild mutated dog charged at me. The dog jumped on me and started gnawing on my face. I grabbed his neck with both hands and twisted it. Snap! Blood splattered all over me. I got up and two of the mutated humans attacked me at once. I shanked one of them and slit the other one’s throat. Blood was gushing out of his neck. I stood up quickly and threw a grenade at the other three. They all blew up leaving behind a scattered pile of body parts.
Blood was spread all over the ground. Albert looked pissed. He ran towards me slashing his knife wildly. I deflected all of his attacks. He kicked me right in the face, and I fell back. He threw his knife at me and it stabbed me right in the arm. “Ahhh.” I yelled. He laughed. Wow he was strong. He picked me up and threw me ten feet. Thud! I smacked against the ground. My arm was really hurting and it was bleeding quite quickly. I tied a piece of my shirt tightly around it before he got to me. I was still lying on the ground and he jumped on top of me. He was just about to stab me in the chest when Jack shot him in the back of the head. He fell down on top of me, a dead motionless corpse. Jack ran towards me and heaved his bloody corpse off of me.
“Are you…” He started.
“Yes I am, other than this huge stabwound on my arm.” I said jokingly.
“Oh yeah here let me get you to a guy I know that has medical experience.”
Then I started feeling really dizzy. My node started bleeding more than usual and it all went black again.
There I was in the hospital. I could see my wife and my teammates. The doctors were trying to revive them but they weren’t having any luck. My wife looked horrible. She looked tired and her skin was a pinkish red color. Then she started squirming and thrashing in her bed. She was spitting up blood and then she went silent. She was barely alive. I quickly jumped out of my bed and went to hers. “What happened to you?” I asked.
“They forced me to…” She said in a weak voice.
“Forced you to what?” I asked.
“They injected me with Cyani…” She said in an even weaker voice.
“Dammit! Did they inject Cyanide into you? That explains the pink skin and that thrashing.” I said. I started crying. I haven’t cried for a while. Even when my friend died I never shed a tear. I tried to stop but I couldn’t. I went up to her and kissed her on the forehead. “Goodbye.” I said. She went into Cardiac Arrest and died not long after. I shut her eyelids.
Then I woke up. I was at a man’s house and he was treating my wound. “Nooooooooooooo!” I have to save her before it’s too late.” I screamed.
“Save who Corey?” Jack asked. He tried to keep me on the bed but it was too late. I ran towards the door. I found a shotgun near it in a closet and brought it with me. I ran to an empty street and looked up into the sky. I shot the gun up at the sky. “How could you do this to me?” I asked. “How could you take her away?” The sun was just rising. “I’m coming honey.” I yelled. I pointed the gun towards me and then I pulled the trigger.
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Friday, January 8, 2010
Today
You probably don't want to know how my whole shitty day went so I'll skip to the good stuff. My damn ass cell phone kept beeping during class, luckily no teachers heard it. I finally figured out how to stop it at near the end of the day. Um... let's see what else. Oh yeah if you haven't already joined my site please join it by clicking the below banner
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So back on topic, I watched this friggin hilarious video on youtube and if you don't laugh at it you have no life at all. The video is called ADHD kid and the link is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vmKOt6s9eg.
If you wet your pants I understand. I almost had that same experience. I downloaded this video to my iPod and can't stop watching it that's how funny it is.
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It is a free and kick ass forum and we really would would enjoy having ya on there. Also please check out my youtube channel www.youtube.com/xxre4xx.
So back on topic, I watched this friggin hilarious video on youtube and if you don't laugh at it you have no life at all. The video is called ADHD kid and the link is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vmKOt6s9eg.
If you wet your pants I understand. I almost had that same experience. I downloaded this video to my iPod and can't stop watching it that's how funny it is.
I know my blogs have been short and I apologize for that. Check back soon cause I'm gonna write a long one sometime when I get a chance. Please coment on this I allowed guests to comment and please join my site for free.
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
My First Blog (On this site not my whole life)
Okay if your reading this I gotta make this quick cause I have tons of homework to do. School today sucked. Yeah and not just that normal suckage in everyday life, no it was so boring I actually thought of running around screaming wildly just to amuse myself somewhat. Not much else happened other than that... so... yeah.
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